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[10 Sep 2011|04:44am]
Whoa.

Wait.

Since when is there snow outside?
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[02 Jul 2011|12:23pm]
I'm bald.

And also alone.

I'm bald and alone and it's cold and I want a sandwich.

Also, some third years keep throwing condoms at me. Whoever's been passing them out, thirteen year olds are having more fun ruining my nap than having sex. And this table is uncomfortable. I can't believe I came all the way down to Hogsmeade to sit at a table and wait for a dark-skinned vixen who has yet to show her face.

Hmph.
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[06 May 2011|12:25pm]
The blinds are open.
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[25 Jul 2010|01:46am]
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